To the ordinary person, this might just look like a plate with some dry coconut. However, it symbolizes no ordinary feat…..
Growing up, I had seen my father crack open the coconut and husk out the edible portion, but I had never done it. Some years ago when I was living on my own and wanted dry coconut, I got someone at work to break open the shell for me, since I did not have a cutlass. I then attempted to husk out the coconut and in the process, broke the tip of the knife. See Exhibit A.
Coconuts are making a comeback, so I started buying them again. The last couple of times, I got someone at work to break open the shell AND husk out the coconut. But in a few short weeks, I won’t have access to the people at work. Time for self sufficiency.
I had picked up a co-worker and had to stop in the grocer’s. “Do you think I could open this coconut at home, without a cutlass?” Yes, he assured me. How? I was skeptical. “Just knock knock it with a knife, or on a stone or something.” Awright boss. Mi ah go try dat.
Knock, knock I did, and all the “hair” and pieces of shell flew all over my kitchen. I was hitting it for some time and nothing was happening, except a few chipped out parts. Then it happened! I had a big grin on my face. Pity you couldn’t have seen me. I had manged to cut it in half horizontally. Ideally, I would need to now break up each half into smaller pieces so I could easily husk out the coconut. I decided that if I chipped away with the chipped knife, I would eventually get everything out.
That I did. Another DIY achievement! Yay!
lol. The things we take for granted
Hmmm no observable bloodstains on the dry coconut, so no lasting damage was done by the knife. I’d say it was a success!!!
Hah hah hah